ummm... I recant one statement.

from my last post: http://knightdiver.blogspot.com/2008/02/another-meme.html

I marked the following as an affirmative.

( x ) Been arrested

I forgot to delete that "x".

Here's my recant. NO... I have not been arrested.

So, If you're looking for dirt, you won't find any, b/c there's none to be dug up. I might have been close a couple of times, but not for anything serious. A speeding ticket here, a parking ticket there, a number of miscellaneous white collared crimes. (I'm joking...)

However, If you think about it, I've been lucky. I have been to campus a number of times and you'd think that I might have been a participant in the drunken riots, car flipping, orgies.

But, alas... having kids w/ a strict bed time has me home, safe and sound, at a reasonable hour.

In general, I tend to be a good boy.

[In spite of what other people might say]

(Honestly, it's more like, I'm cautious enough that I don't ever let the cameras catch me in the act.)

Happy Friday!

Yeah, yeah... in defense of Holbrook, she did change her tune concerning her comment.

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Happy New Years, everyone!

When you guys are out celebrating and welcoming the new year, please review this video for some insight on the inner workings of your stomach.  Think of this as a public service announcement.

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When Push comes to... BEER!

When you play blackjack, with each hand one of three possibilities can occur: One, dealer wins. That is, you've either went bust or dealer has a hand closer to 21 than yours. Two, you win; Meaning, the dealer went bust or your hand is closer to 21. The last is what's called a PUSH. This happens when both the dealer and the player tie. If you're a blackjack player, it means you didn't lose. ;) Here's another example of a push...

but see... in this case both Shane and I win. I don't think either of us mind paying back a beer... so, really, this is just another reason to drink.

The only way this push could be any sweeter would be if our respective wives would be the ones getting the beer for us, while we watch Oklahoma pounce Missouri this Saturday.